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In honor of Father’s Day… Terrible Joke Alert! by Cynthia Sax (18+)

Fun part from s funny newsletter from this week

 

 

In honor of Father’s Day…
Your Mom

Dave lands a big promotion at work and heads to the nearby pub with his friends to celebrate.

They’re having a great time, when an intoxicated man staggers up to the bar, points at Dave, and declares, “I fucked your mom and she liked it.”

Heads turn. Folks stop talking. Everyone expects a fight.

Dave simply ignores him.

Not getting a response, the man gives up and heads to the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, the man tries again. He waves his index finger at Dave, and says, “Your mom can’t get enough of my big cock.”

Dave, once again, refuses to take the bait. He ignores him and the intoxicated man goes back to the far end of the bar.

Five minutes later, he returns for the third time and announces, “I’m going to fuck your mom again tonight and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Exasperated, Dave turns to the man. “Go home, dad.” He rolls his eyes. “You’re drunk.”

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Orol, the Refuge’s second-in-command, has been given what he believes is a simple mission—escort two human females to the settlement. The winged warrior arrives at the meeting site to find one of the females missing and the other aiming a gun at his head. To rescue the first, he must capture the second. Once he has Rhea in his talons, however, he realizes he never wants to let her go.

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Rhea doesn’t trust anyone. She certainly doesn’t follow commands issued by a gorgeous flying male with glittering eyes, a beautiful face, and a seductive touch. Orol is dominant, edged with darkness, and determined to find her sister. Rhea will do anything to prevent that, even if it means playing sensual games of submission with her powerful enemy, seducing him into forgetting everything except her.

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Iris

Iris

My name is Iris. I am a mom (2 kiddies) and Art Director and I love to read books with a Happy Ever After. I launched Paranormal Cravings in 2010. But I first began reviewing books years ago on my old .blogger website. My bookshelf links to my Goodreads account, where you can check out over 900 of my book reviews. Besides being a book reviewer am I also an Art Director with over 17 years of experience in Design, Social Media Design, Internet Design, Social Media Marketing, Book Tours and other Online Book Promotions. On this website we offer related features, reviews, giveaways, interviews, guest posts and so much more. With PC BOOK TOURS we help authors promote their books online on all media. This fantastic service gives authors the exposure they deserve and offers bloggers more readers for their blogs.

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